David Carradine, age -8, continued the cliche of suicide by hanging today on the set of his newest film, Stretch (the joke is too obvious). You'd think he'd give a nod to all of the fans with a little supoku or at least something involving nun chucks, but I guess he was just like all those other big Hollywood stars, always thinking of himself. I actually like to think Carradine was cluing Tarantino in on a better ending, where the only person who could kill Bill was Bill himself. Now that's a plot twist!
Awesome update: Turns out it wasn't suicide after all - it was a billion times more fantastic, as his death was accidentally caused during a sex act involve asphyxiation. No way Saint Peter can turn down someone that ballsy!
