Edna Parker, age +35, the world's current oldest person, died a few days ago (when I was too lazy to update) of some cause or other. I didn't bother reading past the headline, to be honest, nor am I going to count her towards my tally. It's just been wicked slow this month (unfortunately?), and I thought I'd point out the ridiculousness of keeping track of the world's oldest person since they're basically in a constant state of death; whoever usurped Edna's dubious mantel could well enough be the subject of tomorrow's post, should I not be lazy as a sloth. It just seems kinda silly, is all, this whole cycle of man thing.
In other news, old people look disgusting.
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