Yeah yeah yeah, Farrah Fawcett died (-18) of that disease thing she was plugging and nobody is surprised. But way to get upstage, bitch, because wildly unconfirmed rumors are reporting that:
MICHAEL FUCKING JACKSON BIT THE DUST! Now let's keep in mind this is only TMZ reporting right now, but apparently M.J., age -20 (surprisingly young), suffered cardiac arrest and was shipped to the hospital where they didn't know how to operate on him because he's basically some kind of squid species nowadays. Could this be some elaborate plot on Paul McCartney's end to weasel back all the rights to the Beatles songs that only a spunky girl detective can uncover? No, probably just natural death. Hell, given the shit he's done to himself I'm surprised it's taken this long. He probably died two weeks ago and the plastic covering his actual body just took over during the interim. Also: interim -- funny word.
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