The greatest tragedy of the week occurred today when famed pitchman Billy Mays, age -30, passed away during his sleep. Wiki informs me that he was on a flight the day before that blew out its tires on landing, and the wild speculation is that his death was related to this accident. True or not, the Mays family gonna be rolling in some sweet green on coincidence alone. And Billy wins too, 'cause I'm sure Jesus has all sorts of useless bathroom-cleaning shit lying around heaven that he needs someone to help him huckster.
Anyway, I felt the best way to honor his passing is to show a humiliating redub of one of his commercial. My favorite part is the rap song in the end where the voice over guy declares that "we be doing this shit all day, son: raping people, killing people, dubbing people."
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