cheaters

The Joy of Death would like to take this opportunity to publicly condemn the experiments being conducted by the Harvard Medical School as we feel it will someday give an unfair advantage to living beings and further confuse an already obscure taxonomy by manipulating the status of non-living substances. Seriously, what happens if they take a -10 dead guy and use their hocus pocus Adobe LiveShop medicine and bring him back to life? IT THROWS OFF THE TALLY!

And while I only read about three sentences of that article -- and understood maybe one of them -- I want to make it perfectly clear that this bloge will not stand by such acrimonious behavior, acrimonious not being the word I wanted to use but am too lazy to grab a thesaurus and find one that makes more sense.

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We would also like to apologize for the delay in postings since re-inception. The Joy of Death eagerly awaits a passing suitable enough for entry in our annals, but unfortunately the recent crop of deceased has been below average. While this bloge has yet to establish a clear definition of worthiness, it should be publicly noted that the likes of Robert Giroux, Anita Page, and Don Gutteridge just don't belong in such a prestigious group. Thank you for understanding.