First off, for those of you unaware, Paul Newman, age +3, was quite the babe magnet back in the day. On top of this, he studied at Yale under Lee Strasberg, served in the military, donated millions upon millions of dollars to charity, co-founded a camp for seriously ill children, managed an impressive career from his home in Connecticut (practically unheard-of), and, lest I forget, was a fucking amazing actor.
So I'm a little conflicted. See, my job here is to trivialize peoples' deaths and all that shit. Because it's fun or something. But Paulie doesn't give me a lot of angles to attack him from.
Unless you consider some of the names of his iconic characters: Butch, Hud, Brick... them some gay names, right, guys? Yeah? Pretty, uh, pretty lame character names you got there, Paul. Maybe you wanna.... not have.... been so gayish.
Totally nailed him with that one.
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